Throat clearing, a winter's tale

Pixies,

please stop. When you are sick, stay at home. Don't leave your farms. Please stop clearing your throats, please stop coughing and gagging the greenest and most disgusting phlegm out of your systems, please stop sneezing into other people's faces and afterwards pretending you would be sorry for it. Please stop showing compassion to your fellow pixies by copying their throat clearing the second they are finished with it, it's not a competition and if it was you wouldn't win it cause you are Irish. Everyone knows you are culchies, raised by your potatoe-head parents without any manners.

But you aren't only Irish anymore.

You have voted YES! for the Lisbon referendum, YES! for a common Europe and therefore YES! for accepting the Bosman ruling. So don't be surprised having people of other, superior and well-mannered countries around you that expect an acceptable level of behaviour from you'se. If you can't cope with that, well you are free to leave this country and to go somewhere else, somewhere outside of the new Power-Europe, we don't want and we don't need someone like you here, it's now our green and rainy paradise, from glen to glen and down the mountain side.

Fair well! So long! Auf Wiedersehn'! Good bye!